Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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