So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Be still, my beating vagina.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
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