Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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