Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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