This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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