mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
babies were throwing up all over the place
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
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He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
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High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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