well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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