come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
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yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
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Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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