I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
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We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
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she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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