Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
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In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
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Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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