I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Bring me that man meat
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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