Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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