All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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