NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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