Taylor Swift is so right about you.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
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