Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
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