69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
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