gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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