so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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