Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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