This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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