I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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