FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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