He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
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btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
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That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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