Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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