You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon