Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(770): View more from Georgia

she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.

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(913): View more from Kansas

You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory

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(805): View more from California

we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend

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(702): View more from Nevada

Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.

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(404): View more from Georgia

And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata

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(701): View more from North Dakota

Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

This might be the worst thing you've ever done.

(281): View more from Texas

Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.

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