After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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