come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
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Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
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I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants