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• (917): View more from New York City

  omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter

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  Whats your twitter name

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• (210): View more from Texas

  cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.

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  29 Cringeworthy Situations People Realized They Shouldn’t Be In

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.

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• (458): View more from Oregon

  Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.

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  21 Times Karma Showed These People Not to Mess Around

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans

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• (516): View more from New York

  ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?

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