Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
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