I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Randomize
