if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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