Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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