why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
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Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
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Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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