Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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