It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
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Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
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Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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