i need an iv and a liver transplant
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
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I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
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well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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