You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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