I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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