well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
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our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
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You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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