you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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