i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
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I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
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Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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