I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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