Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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