Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
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