This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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