We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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