You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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