girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
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smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
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I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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