i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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