we made out on top of his cat.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
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I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
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crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
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