the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
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All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
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just found out that she named her cat after me.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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