No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
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I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
We're not piercing ourselves today.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
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He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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