Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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