Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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