He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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