but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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