It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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