College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
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I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
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I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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