Just cropdusted the office
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
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just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
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"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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